Look at the puppy's eyes...I think that means "Leave me alone, scary children!"
Cindy [opening the gift of a King of Queens DVD set]: I love me some Kevin James!
Jason: I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered before by anyone.
Robert and Josiah didn't say much...They were playing Super Mario for countless hours:
I won't mention anything (specific) about Charlie's parachute. But I really wanted to include something about Jason collapsing on the floor behind the sofa when he was overcome with laughter. Oh, well.
The drive back home...
Josiah [thirsty and offended after being offered some of my sweet tea]: Sweet tea?! I'm not a girl! I don't drink sweet tea!