To the best of my knowledge, I have never
1. Cleaned shaving cream foam off of the boys' toilet.
2. Said, "If you don't start behaving, you are going to supper without any bed!" (Not surprisingly, this was shortly after, yet completely unrelated to, the shaving cream incident. Both boys collapsed in giggles with my mistaken wording, especially the guilty one.)
3. Explained to a six year old boy why he cannot poke his little sister's bellybutton to see exactly how far it will go in.